One almost has sympathy for our MPs. They are being tantalised mercilessly by IPSA waving wads of cash at them. IPSA's proposed pay-hike is as cruel as leaving a diabetic Billy Bunter locked in a dorm with a plate of lemon meringue pies and lashings of ginger beer. Shame on you IPSA! Is this revenge for when all but one of your predecessors were de-facto sacked in January 2013 for refusing to be MPs' doormats? Though we do appreciate the black comedy of MPs protesting through clenched teeth "I couldn't possibly". MPs have convinced themselves they are underpaid. Even though the supply of politicians has in all our recorded history wildly exceeded the demand. Even though:
- They, and we, know that in Parliament MPs just do as the whips instruct them. They serve up their votes to order with the same level of contemplation as a hotdog seller handing out hotdogs.
- They are chosen not by the electorate, but by schmoozing up to tiny bands of 'swivelled eyed loons' on constituency selection panels.
- There is a heavy over-representation among MPs of Oxbridge graduates (thought by many to be really really clever and high calibre, so the money is already good enough for them)
- They are already paid more than 95% of Britons, not including their expenses.
- Their expenses have grown wildly faster than inflation in recent decades.
- they get paid more for holding Parliamentary offices (from £26k extra for being a whip to £79k extra for being a cabinet minister)
- They are allowed to do other paid work which in many cases dwarfs their MPs salaries
- A quarter of MPs employ family members on salaries upto £45k.
- Much of the UK is covered by 'safe seats' that haven't changed hands in decades, according to the Electoral Reform Society.






